Top 5 Back to School Jokes

LaughingWhile going back to school is no laughing matter, sometimes it is good to step back and take a deep breath! September can often leave parents and kids feeling stressed out. At Beyond the Classroom, we thought it would be fun to take a look at the lighter side of going back to school. Here are our top 5 back to school jokes!

Have a read with your kids and send them back into the classroom with a smile on their face.

#5 Why does a music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes!

From Kids Activities Blog

 

#4 What food do math teachers eat?

Square meals!

From Boys’ Life online

 

#3 How do bees get to school?

On the school buzz!

Jill Campbell, Beyond the Classroom tutor

 

#2 Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

She had bright students!

From Enchanted Learning.com

 

#1 And our personal favourite:

What type of school do you go to if you are…

  • An ice cream man? Sundae school!
  • A giant? High school!
  • A surfer? Boarding school!
  • King Arthur? Knight school!

From Readers Digest.com

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