Top 5 Back to School Jokes

While going back to school is no laughing matter, sometimes it is good to step back and take a deep breath! September can often leave parents and kids feeling stressed out. At Beyond the Classroom, we thought it would be fun to take a look at the lighter side of going back to school. Here are our top 5 back to school jokes!
Have a read with your kids and send them back into the classroom with a smile on their face.
#5 Why does a music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
From Kids Activities Blog

#4 What food do math teachers eat?
Square meals!
From Boys’ Life online

#3 How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
Jill Campbell, Beyond the Classroom tutor

#2 Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
She had bright students!
From Enchanted

#1 And our personal favourite:
What type of school do you go to if you are…

  • An ice cream man? Sundae school!
  • A giant? High school!
  • A surfer? Boarding school!
  • King Arthur? Knight school!

From Readers

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